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The Definitive Humor Thread

This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I'm going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story

I wanted to insert a specific Bizarro comic here because it is so appropriate to the world we live in. However, the source is blocking my ability to do so. Thus, my first bit of humor will force you to click on the link. So sorry. Frown

http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/Bizarro.asp...

If it doesn't work the first time, refresh your screen and the comic should appear.

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SamLinder wrote:

This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I'm going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story

I wanted to insert a specific Bizarro comic here because it is so appropriate to the world we live in. However, the source is blocking my ability to do so. Thus, my first bit of humor will force you to click on the link. So sorry. Frown

http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/Bizarro.asp...

If it doesn't work the first time, refresh your screen and the comic should appear.

I'm sick of laughing at myself all the time. It's not good for the old self-esteem. 

Can I laugh at you though? Hee hee hee ;)

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Pete In Florida wrote:
SamLinder wrote:


This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I'm going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story

I wanted to insert a specific Bizarro comic here because it is so appropriate to the world we live in. However, the source is blocking my ability to do so. Thus, my first bit of humor will force you to click on the link. So sorry. Frown

http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/Bizarro.asp...

If it doesn't work the first time, refresh your screen and the comic should appear.



I'm sick of laughing at myself all the time. It's not good for the old self-esteem.

Can I laugh at you though? Hee hee hee ;)



Only if it makes you laugh!  Wink
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Re: The Definitive Humor Thread

If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

It runs about 10 minutes.

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Re: The Definitive Humor Thread

Knock Knock

Who's there

Eat Mop

...........

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

hatch

..............

Bless You.

 

(I obviously have kids and have an 8th grade humor limit)

Rog

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Best, Paul
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And here we see Sam trying to make his initial case for buying a gun:

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Re post #6

Sam,

You are a wise man, it appears you understand women... Smile

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Re: The Definitive Humor Thread

All the elements here are perfect for a quote from one of my philosophical Idols... it could probably be taken as humor:

Quote:
Women and Cats will do as they please, and Men and Dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert Heinlein

Cheers,

Aaron

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Re: The Definitive Humor Thread

By the way - Rog, I literally had to sound out the first joke.
Takes me back... 

M R DUCKS
M R NOT DUCKS
O S M R! C D E D B D WINGS?
Y I B! M R DUCKS!

 

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"Fluidity is the way to life. Fixation is the way to death. This is something that should be well understood." -Miyamoto Musashi, the Book of Five Rings 'Gripping the long sword'

"Nos perituri mortem salutamus. Sola resurgit Vita."

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Staying with the music theme.......... 

Q:  How do you get two oboe players in tune?

A:  Shoot one of them.

 

And this for Vanity -

Q:  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  A fish.

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