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The Definitive Humor Thread
This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I'm going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story
I wanted to insert a specific Bizarro comic here because it is so appropriate to the world we live in. However, the source is blocking my ability to do so. Thus, my first bit of humor will force you to click on the link. So sorry. 
http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/Bizarro.asp...
If it doesn't work the first time, refresh your screen and the comic should appear.
Sam....
{No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up. - Lily Tomlin}
{Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician. - Colonel Jeff Cooper}
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This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I'm going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story
I wanted to insert a specific Bizarro comic here because it is so appropriate to the world we live in. However, the source is blocking my ability to do so. Thus, my first bit of humor will force you to click on the link. So sorry.
http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/Bizarro.asp...
If it doesn't work the first time, refresh your screen and the comic should appear.
I'm sick of laughing at myself all the time. It's not good for the old self-esteem.
Can I laugh at you though? Hee hee hee ;)
Only if it makes you laugh!
Sam....
{No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up. - Lily Tomlin}
{Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician. - Colonel Jeff Cooper}
If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.
It runs about 10 minutes.
Sam....
{No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up. - Lily Tomlin}
{Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician. - Colonel Jeff Cooper}
Knock Knock
Who's there
Eat Mop
...........
Knock Knock
Who's there?
hatch
..............
Bless You.
(I obviously have kids and have an 8th grade humor limit)
Rog
And here we see Sam trying to make his initial case for buying a gun:
Sam....
{No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up. - Lily Tomlin}
{Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician. - Colonel Jeff Cooper}
Re post #6
Sam,
You are a wise man, it appears you understand women... 
Cat
All the elements here are perfect for a quote from one of my philosophical Idols... it could probably be taken as humor:
-Robert Heinlein
Cheers,
Aaron
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. -Robert Heinlein
"Fluidity is the way to life. Fixation is the way to death. This is something that should be well understood." -Miyamoto Musashi, the Book of Five Rings 'Gripping the long sword'
"Nos perituri mortem salutamus. Sola resurgit Vita."
By the way - Rog, I literally had to sound out the first joke.
Takes me back...
M R DUCKS
M R NOT DUCKS
O S M R! C D E D B D WINGS?
Y I B! M R DUCKS!
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. -Robert Heinlein
"Fluidity is the way to life. Fixation is the way to death. This is something that should be well understood." -Miyamoto Musashi, the Book of Five Rings 'Gripping the long sword'
"Nos perituri mortem salutamus. Sola resurgit Vita."
Staying with the music theme..........
Q: How do you get two oboe players in tune?
A: Shoot one of them.
And this for Vanity -
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A fish.
Peace - DIAP "Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away."
This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I'm going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story
I wanted to insert a specific Bizarro comic here because it is so appropriate to the world we live in. However, the source is blocking my ability to do so. Thus, my first bit of humor will force you to click on the link. So sorry.
http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/Bizarro.asp...
If it doesn't work the first time, refresh your screen and the comic should appear.
I'm sick of laughing at myself all the time. It's not good for the old self-esteem.
Can I laugh at you though? Hee hee hee ;)
The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.~ Morpheus
Quis custodiet ipsos custodies qui-tacet consentit?????????????